The Doctor Is In

As we were eating dinner tonight;

Girl says to us: I have a problem.

Hubs: What's that?

Girl: Three boys at school like me

Me: That's a problem?

Girl: Well, one is Joey and he takes his socks off in class. One is Billy and he is mean. The other is Mikey and he has no ball control.

The hubs spit his drink out his nose. It was all I could do not to laugh out loud. When we regained our composure I had to ask her what she meant.

Girl: You know when he plays soccer, he can't control his balls.

Mikey could be in big trouble if he doesn't learn to control his balls before he gets much older.

My girl, has set her standards high it seems.

*I am so going straight to He*ll for thinking this was funny.